babe can i show you my d*ck
Nothing I expected but everything I wanted
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
beyonce doesn’t win grammys grammys win beyonce
life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it